The smallness inside

Hmm... Think I may be feeling inspired. Got the phrase hook, now all I need is a story... Perhaps I'll look it up on the net and see what happens. La.

Can't find anything. Oh well.

Oh, the linkage:

Bored, me. Oh yes.

http://www.engrish.com
http://lumpoflard.com
http://rumandmonkey.com
http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=943762003
http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=120862003
http://www.collinslibrary.com/pedro2.html
http://www.googlewhack.com/
http://www.zompist.com/spoke.html
http://www.zompist.com/thought.html
http://www.brunching.com/


Go see!

Quiz Results! How bored am I?

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, relatively well adjusted human being!
What are you?
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And...


Are you damned?
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Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

And... well, maybe later.

Quiz Results! How bored am I?

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, relatively well adjusted human being!
What are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

And...


Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

And...

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 164 bottles of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
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And...

My crappy little elf name is Brookbank Faringdon.
What's yours?
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And...

My Mormon name is Adonna Serenity-Tabitha-Ann!

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