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Who here's seen Mulholland Drive?

I'm listening to Rebekah del Rio's version of 'Crying' in Spanish, from the Club Silencio scene, on repeat. <3

A Guide to Procrastination (Advanced Level)

1. Food is very important. If you feel the slightest hunger pang, make food. Preferably something involved and time consuming, or sweet, so that you will have to get more food quickly. Suggestions include making homemade soup, eating chocolate, making cups of tea, trying to open jars you have had in the cupboard for weeks because you can't open them.

2. The internet is a great source of procrastination. Read the news for countries you don't live in. Update facebook, particularly with those applications that involve questionnaires. Do memes. Reread that epic fanfiction tome that you last read 3 years ago and found pretty awful then. Sign up for websites you would probably otherwise have forgotten about. Suggestions include: newspapers, dieting sites, Q&A forums.

3. Plan what you are going to do after the exam/essay writing (or source of procrastination, fill in applicably) is over. Exercise and food plans, including recipes and places you could join to do the exercises, are particularly recommended due to their time-consuming nature.

4. Shop online. Threadless is particularly good, as going through all the t-shirts on offer takes up a nice chunk of time. iTunes is also particularly good, because you forget how much you are spending, AND you can then listen through all the music afterwards.

5. Make lists. Particularly lists telling everyone else how to procrastinate.

6. Repeat.